J.D. GAINES
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J.D. GAINES
Paint a picture and people will remember.
Paint a picture with words and they’ll remember forever.

Featured Works

Nostalgia Porn

Nostalgia Porn

We seem to be caught in a time loop. As Ecto Cooler makes it’s triumphant return, and Crystal Pepsi flies off the shelves at your local 7-11 ...

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The Call

The Call

You’ve heard it. The CALL. Oh, you act like you haven’t. Try to turn your attention to class, or work, or that DIY project you’re finally gonna get to ...

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Peak Creativity

Peak Creativity

We’ve reached peak creativity. That’s it. We had a good run for 2000+ years, but we’ve finally reached the climax, the zenith, the ultimate pinnacle ...

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For the Fans

For the Fans

We must, WE MUST, dispel with the thought that studios are making films “for the fans”. TRIGGER WARNING: fanboys and fangirls may ...

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What We Lost

What We Lost

Months before a terrible virus ever wafted out of a Chinese bat, or laboratory, or the Illuminati- I was driving through a part of town I hadn't ...

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About Me

J.D. Gaines is an author, playwright, screenwriter, adventurer, pastry chef, avid comic book reader, basketball fanatic, lover of nature and long walks through the trees, vodka enthusiast, vampire hunter, vinyl listener, poetry meditator, and collector of vintage movie posters.

J.D. started writing at the age of 17 after discovering The Lord of the Rings in a dirty cinema on 8th street that smelled of stale popcorn and small town regrets. J.D. has written several Off-Broadway plays exploring universal themes such as sex and relationships, revenge and regret, and how we try, and ultimately fail, to outgrow that weird, gangly 7th grader that still stares at us in the mirror.


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jd.gaines151@gmail.com